you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately
trust me when i say i would be going absolutely apeshit if i was this kid
tell me this doesn’t fill you with some latent animal urge to scuttle your way to the canopy and check for predators
this is literally so funny john mccain died like 6 months ago and out of nowhere trump is just like “you should be thankful that i even gave you a funeral you ugly bitch”